foxes are the most important animals on earth
The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
Bam! Omg I’m dying
Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY
Can’t control me voldy, bam!
UK grading system
Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
wait, so what is it in america then?
Anything below that is an F
is that real??
"Last Saturday, I told my therapist about you.
The first words that came through my mouth
sounded like a confession at a cathedral
as though it were sinful to keep happiness
under my collar bones and near the places
where my skin has train tracks. Your hands
were the only ones who could run the engine
without sounding a warning whistle.
If you ever find me all tied in the middle, you said
you’ll probably lie down too, so that our wrist
can feel the silence of every word that hasn’t been said.
I kept that moment to myself just in case I forgot
what happiness meant. My therapist said I shouldn’t
spend too much time wondering if you will hurt me,
because we will probably throw nails at each other’s
lungs one of these days. That’s how love works, she said.
It scares the hell out of you, and it kisses you back.
It makes you feel more than you should,
you’d think you’re receiving all things beautiful
and horrifying by the mail. All the more
wondering if you deserve something achingly real
when you need a therapist to remind you
that you really, completely, truly do."